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♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣

IP: satire.linuxoz.net

United Kingdom (169)🌱 Survival (2,806)

Server Information

Server IP

satire.linuxoz.net

Port19132

StatusOnline checked 1 days ago

EditionJava+Bedrock

Players0 / 250

Version26.62

Uptime48%

7-day peak1

Rank#1,030 of 3,255 live servers

Votes0

RatingNo reviews yet

Country

United Kingdom 169 servers

Response time235 ms

Listed since2026-11-05

MOTD♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣

🌱 Survival (2,806)

#99of 169 in United Kingdom

#2,039of 2,806 in Survival ranked by the most players seen in the last 7 days

What it runs on

Hosting companyBritish Telecommunications PLC AS2856

Machine location

London, England, United Kingdom

Resolves to86.157.72.77

IP location data: DB-IP

Cross-play

Java and Bedrock players can both join

We reached the same address on the Java protocol too (port 25565), which is what a Geyser-style proxy looks like from outside. The address below works for either edition.

Browse our Java server list

You reach ♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣, a Minecraft Bedrock server, at the address satire.linuxoz.net. We list it under Survival. It reports itself as version 26.62.

0 players were connected at our last check. That places it #1,030 of the 3,255 live servers we track. It answered 48% of our pings this week.

The machine answers from United Kingdom. It has been in this list since 2026-11-05.

Players — last 7 days

Player history

7 days recorded

2026-10-312026-11-06

Show the day-by-day numbers

Day	Peak	Uptime
2026-11-06	0	9%
2026-11-05	0	8%
2026-11-04	0	95%
2026-11-03	0	100%
2026-11-02	0	100%
2026-11-01	1	100%
2026-10-31	1	100%

Best time to play

00:0006:0012:0018:0023:00

Busiest around 00:00 UTC, with roughly 1 players. Quietest around 00:00 UTC, at about 0.

Average players per hour from our own pings over the last seven days, in UTC.

How to join a Minecraft Bedrock server

Open Minecraft Bedrock Edition → Play → Servers tab → Add Server. Enter any name, put satire.linuxoz.net in the Server Address field and 19132 in the Port field, then Save and Play. Bedrock asks for the port separately, so leaving it at the default 19132 only works when the server actually runs on that port.

Welcome to Satirical Archives, a multiplayer Minecraft Bedrock server designed for players looking for a survival experience. On this server, you can join up to two hundred fifty players in a shared world where your main focus is to survive. Whether you prefer building, exploring, or gathering resources, the gameplay centers around standard survival mechanics. Check out the archives and see what kind of adventures you can forge alongside other community members in this multiplayer environment.

Questions about this server

What is the IP address for ♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣?

The address for ♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣ is satire.linuxoz.net. Bedrock asks for the port in its own field, so put 19132 there. Open Minecraft, go to Play, pick the Servers tab, scroll down to Add Server and fill both boxes in.

Is ♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣ online right now?

Yes. ♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣ replied to our ping with 0 players connected. We last reached it at 2026-11-11 23:01 UTC and we re-check every five minutes.

What Minecraft version does ♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣ run?

♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣ reports version 26.62. Matching your client to that version is the usual fix when a server refuses the connection.

Can Java and Bedrock players both join ♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣?

Yes. ♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣ answered us on the Java protocol as well as Bedrock, so the same address works from a phone, a console and a PC. Bedrock players still need to enter the port separately.

How many players are on ♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣?

0 at our last ping. The seven-day average is 0 and the highest we have recorded in that window is 1. The chart further up this page shows how that number moves through the day.

When is the best time to play on ♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣?

Around 00:00 UTC, when we typically count about 1 players. That is the busiest hour we have measured on ♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣ over the last seven days.

Where is ♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣ hosted?

The address for ♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣ resolves to a machine in United Kingdom. Players far from there should expect a longer round trip, which usually shows up as delayed block breaking rather than as a disconnect.

Is ♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣ free to join?

Yes, joining ♣ Satirical Archives! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ ♣ costs nothing. Bedrock signs you in through your Microsoft account, which is also free; there is no cracked mode on Bedrock the way there is on Java. Anything a server sells beyond that is its own shop, not ours.

Banner and API

Live banner for a website or forum signature

The image is drawn when it loads, so the player count and the online light are current every time somebody sees it.

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JSON status

https://bedrock-servers.9minecraft.net/api/server/satirical-archives.json

Returns the same numbers this page shows: status, players, version, uptime and the cross-play result. Cached for one minute.